Dear Gregg's,
My name is Hillary and I am a stalker. I feel kinda funny admitting this but I truly either feel like a real-life stalker or a groupie. You see, I went to your store again today to speak with Kirk about getting a new pump (yes he redeemed himself after the incident) and I ended up spending nearly 2 + hours there. The funny thing is, I kinda enjoyed myself. Kirk is a wealth of knowledge, though you hired him so you should know that, but he is also funny and tells great though gross, stories. Plus the guy has a streak of bad luck that is quite- uh entertaining.
The even funnier or infuriating part is that at 10 am when the doors open tomorrow I will be back. Ah that is right, somehow when my bike went for a ride in the back of the pickup- (someone out there: is that a bad idea for transport?) the spedometer broke and the front brake also broke! I am so damn pissed I could scream, however at least if I have to run another damn errand, thank goodness it is to your store, cause I love it.
Thanks for being so great!
Your loyal stalker,
Hillary
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