Hello everybody!!! So like Joc, this is my first post of the season, and also like Joc, I can't guarantee that there will be much more of these, but i'll try my hardest to keep you all entertained! (No that doesn't mean I'm hopping back on my mountain bike!)
So you're probably thinking about why I named my post "the three strikes rule," well I just want you to pay attention to the strikes throughout this post and keep in mind that once you reach three, you're usually out, you quit, you give up, you turn around... but for some reason, we didn't.
So for me the day started out questioning my sanity. I had a party to attend the night before and didn't get to sleep till about 2:30 in the morning KNOWING I had to be up bright and early for our first organized ride of the season. Exchanging texts with Joc at 6:30 and waiting for her to say "i'm out!" But that never happened. We all met at the Mercer Island park & ride with the weather a blistering 32 degrees! We loaded the bikes and were off to Seattle, along with our newest member of the team, Carlos' brother in law, Earl.

The ferry ride was probably the best part of the day, for the simple fact that I had half an apple fritter. It was delicious. Joc got a little nauseus (of course) and we hadn't started to ride yet. Disembarking the ferry, Carlos took quite the spill (strike number 1). He collapsed going an amazing 2 mph and happened to take another biker out with him. Apparently the other biker started doing push-ups and I think Hillary pee'd herself a bit. After everyone composed themselves we were off!

From the get-go things didn't seem to going well for one of our teammates, our first downhill Carlos' phone flies off his bike. Not the way you would think where the velcro gives from a bump and becomes detached, I mean, the unthinkable way. The phone completely comes out of it's casing and crashes to the ground in the middle of the hill forcing Carlos to turn around and climb up an unnecessary hill (strike number 2).
After those two nightmares to start off the ride things started to look up. We were all expecting rain/snow and cold weather but the sun was poking out and the scenery was GORGEOUS! Wait, I spoke too soon. Our first big hill it started to snow... just a bit. And at first we all were mocking the weather. "Look!! It's snowing! Wouldn't be a chilly hilly ride without the snow!!!" I wish I could take back that mockery now because it kicked our ass for the rest of the day!

After about another 10 miles of complaining about the cold, the wet, the snow, the hills and whatever else you can possibly think of we were close to the half way point. Except Carlos gets a flat about 2 miles away (strike number 3, time to quit??? Nope!) He repeatedly fills up his tire with air about every 4 pedals and finally makes it to the halfway point. At this point I've been waiting for about 20 minutes hoping that I would warm my feet up. My toes felt like they were frost bitten. Earl gave me a pair of socks to put over my shoes to try and block the wind, and surprisingly they worked for a bit. We all got some snacks, tea, and Carlos fixed his flat. Off for the second half.
Hill after hill, rain and more rain, snow and slippery roads we muscled through the second half of the ride. More gorgeous scenery and wind from hell. It's as if the devil himself was throwing us EVERY curve ball in the book to prevent us from finishing this ride. Carlos' chain kept falling off (strike number 4) and Hillary couldn't change gears anymore (strike number 5). But we all muscled through it!
At the finish line, soaking to the bone and Carlos' jacket weighing in at about 367lbs due to waterlog we were all looking forward to some chili, but the room was tiny, and it was a small bowl for $7. I know it's going to a good cause, but the best cause for us at that time was to get somewhere warm, and that tiny room was not it. We rode the last half mile to the ferry where we endured probably the coldest part of the ride. Sitting outside, not moving, waiting for the stupid cars to unload... absolutely miserable!
Looking back on things, you usually forget the bad things and only remember the good. Like for me for instance, I remember marine corps boot camp as being fun although going through it was hell. As for yesterdays ride? I don't remember a single good thing! That's gotta mean something! The good thing is, we finished. We triumphed through the harsh weather conditions, the miserable hills, all the problems with bikes, our frozen extremities. 3,000 less people rode this ride than recorded last year, and we were part of that insane group. Now that we can say we've completed it, we'll never do it again... right team????????
Now for Vancouver!!